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Just For the Pun of It September 14, 2009

Posted by CapitalSpirit in Uncategorized.

Given how heavy goalie equipment is, how much extra weight did Jim Carey?

Why was Jeff Friesen? Did he need a thicker sweater?

How much treasure did Rick Berry?

If he could shoot like Ovechkin, how much better would Brian Sutherby?

What, if anything, does Eric Fehr?

Down what mountain did Ivan Majesky?

What sort of beverages does Brooks Laich?

After we traded him, did Mike Bloom?

I don’t know if any of our players ever ended up as CEO’s, but I thought Bill Ranford.

And if he ever broke up with a member of the opposite sex, did Dale Hunter?

So, there you have it…ten puns about current and former Caps that I hope might have made you smile. But I’m afraid no pun in ten did.

Oh, well…can any of you come up with a better Dwayne Zinger?



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